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Wednesday March 12, 2003

 

Written by: Bryan "Maydog" Mayer

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Well where do I begin...

 

In the year 2000000000 BC, God created light. In 10000000 BC, man created the wheel.  In 1879, Thomas Edison created the light bulb.  In 1901, the Wright Brothers created human flight.  In the 1980s, Al Gore created the internet...

 

And in March 2003, I have created MAYDOGMA!!!

 

(How’s that's for egotism?...)

 

 

MAYDOGMA is based on the doctrine that the internet was created for free speech, creative ideas, comedy, sarcasm, petty pot shots...and the Simpsons.

 

 

MAYDOGMA is not intended for 16 year old internet geeks who think they are cool when they curse, internet geeks who believe their opinion is the Word of God, spam, criminals, AOL, and porn (although some of these have a place in my heart). 

 

 

MAYDOGMA is dedicated to giving our readers quality internet entertaining along with original ideas, opinions, and humor on a wide range of topics, from sports to politics, movies to business.

 

 

MAYDOGMA.com is committed to offering our readers entertaining and intelligent commentaries on real issues, by REAL people. People who get out of the house.  People who value and respect the comments of the readers.  People who will do almost anything to entertain you, the reader...

 


 

 

Of all the "great ideas" I've had in my life, this is the first I have undertaken on my own budget, at my own risk.  But of all my "crazy ideas", this website is the one I am most proud of and I truly believe that MAYDOGMA can be a HUGE success because of the talent and dedication of its writers.

 

 

Currently, I have an interesting and diversified group of writers (including myself) lined up to contribute articles.  As of right now, you can expect a new article from each writer on a WIDE range of subjects at least once bi-weekly, as well as weekly updates to features on the front page.  Basically, if you visit the site regularly, you will find something new.  

 

 

The current game plan: I will be writing a general column every week, a continuation of a column I used to write while in college.  I also plan on tackling a movie review (Maydog at the Movies) and a sports column every other week.  Josh Rynne of Illinois will be tackling the lighter side of Business news in None of Your Business, plus maybe a general "making fun of others" column.  Mike Weippert, rap god, is an aspiring Long Island comedian and musician, so he will be writing comedy articles and venting on the music industry (alot!).  Jeremy May will be our political analyst, along with adding a personal log and project of some sorts that involves his Midwest roots in Random Hits from the OIT Linebacker.  John Finan will mostly be talking about sports (hopefully not just Connecticut woman's hoops) in The Finan Factor.  I hope to add 1 more writer by the time you read this article.

 

 

A quick partial list of the topics we will be covering in the coming months (and this list is mostly just to get us found in more search engines):

 

 

Yankees, George Bush, Emeniem, Enron, Notre Dame, New York City, office life, computers, high speed diets, Islanders, cornfields, how to get your girlfriend to let you go out (Josh), Mike Dukakis, NASA, Bruce Springsteen, Homer Simpson, Bears, American Idol, viruses, how much Boston College sucks, gambling, web cams, Mia Hamm, hot chicks, life in general...and TIC TACS!!!

 

 

Once we establish a set schedule, I will let you know...Right now, count on an article from everyone once every two weeks…

 

 

Keep in mind, none of us are professional writers, and, with rare exceptions, no one has ever written a steady internet column or been published on the internet.  We are regular guys, talking about regular topics.  My long term goal is to make MAYDOGMA a base where inexperienced writers can come and hone their writing style/skills.  We are ALWAYS looking for new talent.  Anyone interested can email me at bmayer1@maydogma.com.

 

 

I do not plan on making ANY money off this site. However, if you like what you see, please consider clicking on one of our ads or donating as little as a dollar to MAYDOGMA.com for the time when I have to choose between this site and living in a cardboard box.

 

 

In closing, I would like to thank everyone who has helped make this site a reality.  Thank you to Dreamhost for …uh…hosting and domain.  Thank you to the writers for their commitment and dedication.  But mostly, thank you to our new readers, who I know from one day, will make us rich and famous beyond our wildest dreams and remember this day when we sell out to a biggest website...

 

 

(Hey, we all know its happening...)

 

 

You are about to enter my greatest brainchild.   Welcome to...

 

 

MAYDOGMA.....

 

 

ENJOY

 

 

Bryan “Maydog” Mayer is the founder, owner, and webmaster of MAYDOGMA.com.

Send email to bmayer1@maydogma.com

 

 

 

 

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